Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Lump Of Coal Dark Holiday Stout


Today’s brew comes from Ridgeway Brewing in the United Kingdom. Ridgeway Brewing produces several rather comically named holiday brews. Today I’m trying Lump of Coal - Dark Holiday Stout. As advertised on it’s front label, it’s “much more than you deserve for Xmas this year...”



Lump of Coal is very dark with a thick tan head that leaves foamy lacing on the inside of the glass as it recedes. The aroma is malty with a hint of fruit. This stout has notes of mocha, yeast, and rich fruits. It has a syrupy sweet body, as well as a hint of vanilla and nuts. It's medium carbonation has a slight kick, resulting in a warming effect - most likely due to the alcohol content of this stout which has a whopping 8% ABV! The chocolate finish has a smokey bitterness to it and is dry.


All in all, i would rate Lump of Coal as a pretty decent brew. I enjoyed the novelty of this festively named beer, but would argue if it should really be a labeled a stout. The body seemed much too thin, and it lacked the thick creaminess most stouts are known for. While I was disappointed in the beginning, after finishing this pint, I got caught up in the holiday spirit of forgiveness.


Pairing/ Recommendations


Lump of Coal would make a great crutch for those tiresome holiday get togethers. In fact, the back label recommends it’s consumption “to take the edge off of that grim family gathering, that cheerless annual festival of alienation.” Also, I think this brew would make a great party starter. Served with appetizers, Lump Of Coal would be a great conversation piece for the more naughty guests at your party. Also, it's 8% ABV is sure to turn any Scrooge into a National Lampoon's cousin Eddie in no time.


Cheers!!!

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